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**Frownland** · 09-16-2019, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

someone ate one of my roommate's Oreos

and this guy was irate

8am banging on everyone's door "who has my Oreos" lol

not me

Is this the black roommate that hangs the confederate flag?

**Frownland** · 09-16-2019, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

nah that was my place before this one

owner of this house flies Bernie flags

as a prank, we took them down and put up a Trump flag few weeks ago

Plankton · 09-16-2019, 11:22 AM

If it was the Cookie Monster, you'd at least have a clue since they'd be all over whatever was directly below where his mouth was.

OccultHawk · 09-16-2019, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

apparently a whole box

That’s ****ed up

My guess is whoever was really high at 3 AM.

Oriphiel · 09-16-2019, 07:53 PM

And that's why Hawk hates America

The Batlord · 09-16-2019, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

the suspected Oreo thief got a 60 day notice by the squad

apparently this was a line too far for the rest of the house

I abstained from voting because I like the guy, even though we have nothing in common, he's a sad alcoholic and chain smoker, so he's a kind of buddy

Buy a box of Oreos and sit in front of the plaintiff and eat all of them in front of him while looking him dead in the eye.

OccultHawk · 09-17-2019, 12:22 AM

I drank a **** ton of water at work today but I still got dehydrated and got muscle spasm cramps. Hurt so ****ing bad. When this happens really bad it’s probably the worst pain I ever felt or at least way up there. It rolls through my legs and back and sides and stomach, and my fingers claw up, too. I was so sweaty my clothes were soaked like a jumped into a swimming pool wearing my clothes. They got one ****ing dishwasher in there. It’s ridiculous. Ten hours is brutal.

**Frownland** · 09-17-2019, 01:03 AM

Bananers help with that.

OccultHawk · 09-17-2019, 06:45 AM

After i posted that my hand cramped up so bad and for so long I almost called 911

I’ve broken bones including a wrist from a skateboard accident where the broken bone stretched out the skin for like an inch (but without breaking the skin) and this was much worse. My pinkie and ring finger were twisted all the way under the other two.

The Batlord · 09-17-2019, 07:02 AM

Sounds like you need to quit gambling.

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I drank a ** ton of water at work today but I still got dehydrated and got muscle spasm cramps. Hurt so ing bad. When this happens really bad it’s probably the worst pain I ever felt or at least way up there. It rolls through my legs and back and sides and stomach, and my fingers claw up, too. I was so sweaty my clothes were soaked like a jumped into a swimming pool wearing my clothes. They got one **ing dishwasher in there. It’s ridiculous. Ten hours is brutal. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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09-17-2019, 06:45 AM	#64509 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	After i posted that my hand cramped up so bad and for so long I almost called 911 I’ve broken bones including a wrist from a skateboard accident where the broken bone stretched out the skin for like an inch (but without breaking the skin) and this was much worse. My pinkie and ring finger were twisted all the way under the other two. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html