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Frownland 09-16-2019 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2078340)
someone ate one of my roommate's Oreos

and this guy was irate

8am banging on everyone's door "who has my Oreos" lol

not me

Is this the black roommate that hangs the confederate flag?

Frownland 09-16-2019 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2078348)
nah that was my place before this one

owner of this house flies Bernie flags

as a prank, we took them down and put up a Trump flag few weeks ago

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Plankton 09-16-2019 10:22 AM

If it was the Cookie Monster, you'd at least have a clue since they'd be all over whatever was directly below where his mouth was.

OccultHawk 09-16-2019 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2078349)
apparently a whole box

That’s ****ed up

My guess is whoever was really high at 3 AM.

https://media.tenor.com/images/e1789...4638/tenor.gif

Oriphiel 09-16-2019 06:53 PM

And that's why Hawk hates America

The Batlord 09-16-2019 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2078410)
the suspected Oreo thief got a 60 day notice by the squad

apparently this was a line too far for the rest of the house

I abstained from voting because I like the guy, even though we have nothing in common, he's a sad alcoholic and chain smoker, so he's a kind of buddy

Buy a box of Oreos and sit in front of the plaintiff and eat all of them in front of him while looking him dead in the eye.

OccultHawk 09-16-2019 11:22 PM

I drank a **** ton of water at work today but I still got dehydrated and got muscle spasm cramps. Hurt so ****ing bad. When this happens really bad it’s probably the worst pain I ever felt or at least way up there. It rolls through my legs and back and sides and stomach, and my fingers claw up, too. I was so sweaty my clothes were soaked like a jumped into a swimming pool wearing my clothes. They got one ****ing dishwasher in there. It’s ridiculous. Ten hours is brutal.

Frownland 09-17-2019 12:03 AM

Bananers help with that.

OccultHawk 09-17-2019 05:45 AM

After i posted that my hand cramped up so bad and for so long I almost called 911

I’ve broken bones including a wrist from a skateboard accident where the broken bone stretched out the skin for like an inch (but without breaking the skin) and this was much worse. My pinkie and ring finger were twisted all the way under the other two.

The Batlord 09-17-2019 06:02 AM

Sounds like you need to quit gambling.


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