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Old 09-08-2019, 07:59 PM   #64411 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:38 PM   #64412 (permalink)
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these church folk put these pamphlets in my store's books every Sunday like ninjas

I'm tired of picking them up off the floor

the guy they're getting then from has his email on the bottom of the page

what do I email him
Tell him you throw away all his pamphlets when he leaves.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:45 PM   #64413 (permalink)
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Lay out all of the pamphlets on your mattress, then lay on it naked and send it to him. Send me a copy too. Do it flaccid obviously, wouldn't want to make it weird.
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:50 PM   #64414 (permalink)
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Lay out all of the pamphlets on your mattress, then lay on it naked and send it to him. Send me a copy too. Do it flaccid obviously, wouldn't want to make it weird.
I don't think he has the guy's address or enough money to mail a mattress.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-08-2019, 11:07 PM   #64415 (permalink)
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Man, Saturday went from awesome to **** once I sobered up and went to my friends to find out that I still can't spend my goddam money on this stupid card. Should be good tomorrow, but they also said it'd be ready in 3 days last Saturday.
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Old 09-08-2019, 11:18 PM   #64416 (permalink)
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I wish it were tax season so I could put it in your head that you're being audited.
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Old 09-08-2019, 11:21 PM   #64417 (permalink)
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I wish it were tax season so I could put it in your head that you're being audited.
Wouldn't work regardless.
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Old 09-08-2019, 11:29 PM   #64418 (permalink)
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Just like your card.
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Old 09-09-2019, 12:42 AM   #64419 (permalink)
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I mean, we all gonna die one day.
we'll see about that
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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