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OccultHawk · 08-29-2019, 11:44 AM

I know from experience that it’s not possible to wash a fast food shift off your body.

Fish all day was worse.

The dish room is sweaty but it’s not hella fishy or greasy

Anyway my balls have mad flavor at the end of a shift and anyone who’s got an issue can get ****ed.

Wolf, are you wet from hearing about MY BALLS?

Don’t lie.

OccultHawk · 08-29-2019, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I haven't used Q-tips since I became an adult

I like to pour hydrogen peroxide in my ears though for that bubbly goodness

Isn’t that illegal?

The Batlord · 08-29-2019, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I know from experience that it’s not possible to wash a fast food shift off your body.

Fish all day was worse.

The dish room is sweaty but it’s not hella fishy or greasy

Anyway my balls have mad flavor at the end of a shift and anyone who’s got an issue can get ****ed.

Wolf, are you wet from hearing about MY BALLS?

Don’t lie.

Yesterday at work someone was prepping pulled pork in these little balls and my manager was like "Are those six ounce balls?" and I'm like:

Plankton · 08-29-2019, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

I haven't used Q-tips since I became an adult

I like to pour hydrogen peroxide in my ears though for that bubbly goodness

Same. I get swimmers ear pretty bad from just dunking my head under water for a second, and Q-Tips just make it worse. HP to the rescue.

OccultHawk · 08-29-2019, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

Yesterday at work someone was prepping pulled pork in these little balls and my manager was like "Are those six ounce balls?" and I'm like:

Hawt!

**Frownland** · 08-29-2019, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Same. I get swimmers ear pretty bad from just dunking my head under water for a second, and Q-Tips just make it worse. HP to the rescue.

I do too, but whenever I use hydrogen peroxide, that gets trapped too.

I swear by these

The Batlord · 08-29-2019, 12:30 PM

Q-tips are fun though. It's like Christmas waiting to see what you get when you pull it out of your ear for inspection.

Mindy · 08-29-2019, 12:31 PM

went to hoop at one park for 30 mins, made it to about 20-25 mins until someone spotted me and tried to hoop with me. as a fellow human, id rather hoop with headphones on and treat it as a workout personally then hoop with a stranger who could possibly not be friendly or have a motive of why they became to play once you were playing basketball

only hooped on the courts in downtown Davenport because I freaked out thinking I left my dads house keys somewhere but they were safe in the car

this whole using phone data on the laptop is costing me more than i thought, im limiting my operating to only certain sites, mainly forums

Plankton · 08-29-2019, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I do too, but whenever I use hydrogen peroxide, that gets trapped too.

I swear by these

I've checked those out. For me, they just push the wax farther in. HP and a syringe with warm water works best for my freakishly abnormal wax build-up.

**Frownland** · 08-29-2019, 12:33 PM

The syringes are good too.

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Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,045	went to hoop at one park for 30 mins, made it to about 20-25 mins until someone spotted me and tried to hoop with me. as a fellow human, id rather hoop with headphones on and treat it as a workout personally then hoop with a stranger who could possibly not be friendly or have a motive of why they became to play once you were playing basketball only hooped on the courts in downtown Davenport because I freaked out thinking I left my dads house keys somewhere but they were safe in the car this whole using phone data on the laptop is costing me more than i thought, im limiting my operating to only certain sites, mainly forums __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

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