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Old 08-28-2019, 11:46 PM   #64071 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2019, 11:48 PM   #64072 (permalink)
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You mix cold water with the nut then shower in it?
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:14 AM   #64073 (permalink)
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Why no soap though
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Old 08-29-2019, 04:32 AM   #64074 (permalink)
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I wash my balls with soap every morning but twice a day is too much of a good thing. No matter what kind of soap I use, twice a day creates desertification. Leaving some natural body oil is part of the healing.
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Old 08-29-2019, 07:19 AM   #64075 (permalink)
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Just normal soap? No wonder your ****s dry and stinky. Get you some a this. You'll thank me later.

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Old 08-29-2019, 07:40 AM   #64076 (permalink)
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Irish Spring user.. its got a 4 leaf clover on the front, i have one tattooed on my arm.. it all makes sense to me to use it...
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Old 08-29-2019, 07:53 AM   #64077 (permalink)
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Just normal soap? No wonder your ****s dry and stinky. Get you some a this. You'll thank me later.
I use Dr. Bronner’s on the rest of my body and Dove moisturizing care on my undercarriage. I’ll try that though, but... salt? On my nutsac?
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Old 08-29-2019, 07:59 AM   #64078 (permalink)
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The espom salts act as an exfoliate, and the coconut oil leaves your skin nice and supple.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:19 AM   #64079 (permalink)
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The espom salts act as an exfoliate, and the coconut oil leaves your skin nice and supple.
I get that but that sounds like a strong exfoliate for my scrot.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:38 AM   #64080 (permalink)
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I wash my balls with soap every morning but twice a day is too much of a good thing. No matter what kind of soap I use, twice a day creates desertification. Leaving some natural body oil is part of the healing.
The ****? My balls are fine with two showers a day. I think you're just too lazy to shower after work.
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