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08-28-2019, 07:45 AM | #64061 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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You dis yourself using the term “snowflake” which is officially in the Lexicon of Losers
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08-28-2019, 07:52 AM | #64062 (permalink) |
ask me about cosmology
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I'm here in the quad cities chilling with my dad here. He's got all these Irish history books but I went running around the park I'ma pound preworkout and lift here since my dad has more gym stuff.
I woke hella early since my dad did, he used the blender at 5:30am lol no internet besides the phone guess it's a nice computer screen break. He gave me a pair of those airpods but the battery is low and he doesn't know where the cord to charge them is. He thought it was the iPhone charger but it's not I hope I can buy just the cord, because I needed wireless earbuds but didn't wanna buy 300$ beats, if I can get these airpods to work, that'd be perfect
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08-28-2019, 08:30 AM | #64063 (permalink) |
ask me about cosmology
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just turned my pixel into a mobile hotspot, i feel so cool now. about to internet!
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08-28-2019, 11:50 PM | #64064 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Fan. On. Balls.
The smell is intense.
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08-29-2019, 12:01 AM | #64065 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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i mean take a shower maybe
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08-29-2019, 12:11 AM | #64066 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I have a special Florida anti-crotch-rot system. After work spray balls down with cold water no soap, air dry with fan, then in the morning wash with moisturizer. Dry completely use tons of baby powder. Also, alternatate between corn starch and talc.
Your balls will thank me.
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08-29-2019, 12:13 AM | #64067 (permalink) |
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I love the smell of my nuts.
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08-29-2019, 12:15 AM | #64068 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I mean you're a dirty moron just take a ****ing shower.
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08-29-2019, 12:37 AM | #64069 (permalink) |
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It’s a no soap cold water nut shower. If you don’t like it you can rot in hell.
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08-29-2019, 12:39 AM | #64070 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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You shower in nut?
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