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Old 08-28-2019, 07:45 AM   #64061 (permalink)
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You dis yourself using the term “snowflake” which is officially in the Lexicon of Losers
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Old 08-28-2019, 07:52 AM   #64062 (permalink)
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I'm here in the quad cities chilling with my dad here. He's got all these Irish history books but I went running around the park I'ma pound preworkout and lift here since my dad has more gym stuff.

I woke hella early since my dad did, he used the blender at 5:30am lol no internet besides the phone guess it's a nice computer screen break. He gave me a pair of those airpods but the battery is low and he doesn't know where the cord to charge them is. He thought it was the iPhone charger but it's not I hope I can buy just the cord, because I needed wireless earbuds but didn't wanna buy 300$ beats, if I can get these airpods to work, that'd be perfect
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Old 08-28-2019, 08:30 AM   #64063 (permalink)
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just turned my pixel into a mobile hotspot, i feel so cool now. about to internet!
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Old 08-28-2019, 11:50 PM   #64064 (permalink)
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Fan. On. Balls.

The smell is intense.
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:01 AM   #64065 (permalink)
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i mean take a shower maybe
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:11 AM   #64066 (permalink)
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i mean take a shower maybe
I have a special Florida anti-crotch-rot system. After work spray balls down with cold water no soap, air dry with fan, then in the morning wash with moisturizer. Dry completely use tons of baby powder. Also, alternatate between corn starch and talc.

Your balls will thank me.
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:13 AM   #64067 (permalink)
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or point the fan so that your nose is not in the trajectory of the stream

this guy blowing his nutsack fumes into his face like some kind of freak
I love the smell of my nuts.
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:15 AM   #64068 (permalink)
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I mean you're a dirty moron just take a ****ing shower.
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:37 AM   #64069 (permalink)
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I mean you're a dirty moron just take a ****ing shower.
It’s a no soap cold water nut shower. If you don’t like it you can rot in hell.
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:39 AM   #64070 (permalink)
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You shower in nut?
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