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Old 08-24-2019, 04:36 AM   #63891 (permalink)
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i was the only car. it's not like i held up the line.
Yeah but you got them excited to serve!
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Old 08-24-2019, 06:36 AM   #63892 (permalink)
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Nah. That was my grandad
He was a classic Archie bunker type NY racist.

I remember when I was like 7 and we were visiting him at his apartment in the Bronx. Me and my sister were downstairs on his stoop and he and my mom were upstairs. I was looking at the city and all the people walking around. Then, a fully veiled muslim woman passed us.

I ran up stairs and told my mom and granddad that I had just seen a ninja. My mom was used to me saying crazy **** so she just brushed it off. My grandpa made the connection though, and explained what it was. Then he started talking about how bad Muslims smell under all that gear they wear.
Your grandpa was a burqa-diver?
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 08-24-2019, 07:06 AM   #63893 (permalink)
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the other thing is it's just too ****ing hot to be Goth right now

it's still like 90 degrees outside at midnight
A real goth is their own air conditioning.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:55 AM   #63894 (permalink)
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Your grandpa was a burqa-diver?
he claimed you would get a good waft of 3rd world funk just passing by them on the street.

Then again yeah, maybe he was.
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Old 08-24-2019, 01:14 PM   #63895 (permalink)
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3 days. No cigs. Start the 4th day tomorrow. Didnt buy a pack in those 3 days. Didnt buy one today. I think I'll get to a week this time. I'm not craving it at all. Helps to be high all the time. Feeling hopeful.
Still going strong. No cigs. I'm super proud of myself.
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Old 08-24-2019, 01:17 PM   #63896 (permalink)
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Still going strong. No cigs. I'm super proud of myself.
Congrats
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Old 08-24-2019, 06:00 PM   #63897 (permalink)
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Think how she'll feel when you push her down the stairs. Better probably.
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Old 08-24-2019, 06:02 PM   #63898 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2019, 06:05 PM   #63899 (permalink)
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So today I thought I learned some decent physics terms when I said "an object at rest has 0 velocity and 0 acceleration". Everyone just looked at me like that was so obvious, but I was trying to discuss the meaning of the terms not just their values.
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And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?
Snowy owls bark like dogs.
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Old 08-24-2019, 07:00 PM   #63900 (permalink)
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or you're just a family-ist cretin.
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