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Old 08-23-2019, 06:13 PM   #63851 (permalink)
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It's close enough to me.

I mean nothing even had to die for that milk. Just had to squeeze its tit a bit.
It's not so much the milking as the rape for a lifetime... you know they dont just make milk all the time right?
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:14 PM   #63852 (permalink)
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Depends on the hot sauce but uour grandma was probably right.
She probably liked other things (snicker)
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:14 PM   #63853 (permalink)
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**** that. Hot sauce on spaghetti is fantastic.
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And the Southerner in you rears its ugly head. I bet you like ranch on a lot of things to, don't you bubba.
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:15 PM   #63854 (permalink)
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**** that. Hot sauce on spaghetti is fantastic. I'm glad your grandma's dead, John.
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:16 PM   #63855 (permalink)
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I told you. Standard Texas Pete wing sauce.
Ok that crosses the line.

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She probably liked other things (snicker)
Snickers on spaghetti?
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:16 PM   #63856 (permalink)
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I told you. Standard Texas Pete wing sauce.
Texas Pete is for people who have literally never had any hot sauce but Texas Pete. That **** reeks of vinegar so much it makes me want to puke.
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:17 PM   #63857 (permalink)
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And the Southerner in you rears its ugly head. I bet you like ranch on a lot of things to, don't you bubba.
Your grandma liked it somewhere special.
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:18 PM   #63858 (permalink)
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And the Southerner in you rears its ugly head. I bet you like ranch on a lot of things to, don't you bubba.
I don't know it's purrty good I guess. Speaking of my inner Southerner do you ever go to spit but see a woman looking right at you and stop?
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:25 PM   #63859 (permalink)
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She was racist.
Nah. That was my grandad
He was a classic Archie bunker type NY racist.

I remember when I was like 7 and we were visiting him at his apartment in the Bronx. Me and my sister were downstairs on his stoop and he and my mom were upstairs. I was looking at the city and all the people walking around. Then, a fully veiled muslim woman passed us.

I ran up stairs and told my mom and granddad that I had just seen a ninja. My mom was used to me saying crazy **** so she just brushed it off. My grandpa made the connection though, and explained what it was. Then he started talking about how bad Muslims smell under all that gear they wear.



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It's not so much the milking as the rape for a lifetime... you know they dont just make milk all the time right?
You know I was joking, right?

I get why it's ****ed but I don't care enough to not really it.
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:28 PM   #63860 (permalink)
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I don't know it's purrty good I guess. Speaking of my inner Southerner do you ever go to spit but see a woman looking right at you and stop?
I don't do a lot of spitting, but nah can't say I relate.
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