It's not so much the milking as the rape for a lifetime... you know they dont just make milk all the time right?

She probably liked other things (snicker)

heh
And the Southerner in you rears its ugly head. I bet you like ranch on a lot of things to, don't you bubba.

Ok that crosses the line.

Snickers on spaghetti?

Texas Pete is for people who have literally never had any hot sauce but Texas Pete. That **** reeks of vinegar so much it makes me want to puke.

Your grandma liked it somewhere special.

I don't know it's purrty good I guess. Speaking of my inner Southerner do you ever go to spit but see a woman looking right at you and stop?

Nah. That was my grandad
He was a classic Archie bunker type NY racist.

I remember when I was like 7 and we were visiting him at his apartment in the Bronx. Me and my sister were downstairs on his stoop and he and my mom were upstairs. I was looking at the city and all the people walking around. Then, a fully veiled muslim woman passed us.

I ran up stairs and told my mom and granddad that I had just seen a ninja. My mom was used to me saying crazy **** so she just brushed it off. My grandpa made the connection though, and explained what it was. Then he started talking about how bad Muslims smell under all that gear they wear.



You know I was joking, right?

I get why it's ****ed but I don't care enough to not really it.

I don't do a lot of spitting, but nah can't say I relate.