I might be doing the same but replace Counter Strike with GTA V and Beyond Two Souls. Replace wine with vodka and everything else is the same.


I need to just chillax after what I feel was a defeat yesterday. We had this big protest/action but nothing went as planned and it ended up being a really big mess.

Some of our members almost got into a fight with this other group but it was pretty much a big argument/screaming match. Just super stressful for no reason.

It's so stupid that we can't come together for the same cause of helping out the community. There is too much in-fighting when there doesn't need to be. We have similar goals but they can't see that because of personal beef.

I'm losing my grandfather in a few days.

I've only had one grandfather. My dad's father died when he was 13 so I obviously never knew him. I only had one. I'm the oldest of the twelve grandchildren. I knew him when he wasn't an old man. I knew him when he was marching in the drum corps and frying up burgers at Johnny and Hanges. If you're from NJ then you know exactly how good of a cook my grandfather was. I think it was that lifestyle, working there for so many years, that finally did him in. It started last year when he got colon cancer. He beat the sh*t out of that, just like my mother did. Then he had multiple knee surgeries and a hernia, the first of four hernias. Then came the mini strokes. All those years of horrible eating caused blockage in his heart and brain and his body finally gave out. He lost about 20% of his motor functions and was just miserable trying to speak and eat and function. He'd suffer tiny seizures that would send him to the hospital and he just wasn't having any fun.

Then came the three hernias that caused him to have to have a huge surgery. They had to take him off his blood thinners to conduct the surgery and two massive strokes occurred either during or after the surgery. Right now he's blind, deaf, paralyzed, and has little to no cognitive functions. They're taking him off life support in the next couple of days.

I don't know how to feel really. I haven't really cried yet. I've been sort of mentally preparing myself for this I guess over the last week. Geez this has been a horrible f*cking year. I'm beating myself up because I really haven't seen him at all since all this has happened cause I've been so busy with work and I convinced myself that he didn't want to be bothered because in realty that's partly true but I miss my f*cking grandfather.

**** you 2013. You know what, I'm getting too bitter. This strip is going to make me cry but it always comforts me during these kind of times. I only have one grandparent left and I'm going to take her out to dinner soon. You just don't get second chances to do these things...

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How can your grasp of the English language be so horrendous?

Don't drink and type.

Sorry to hear Exo. My condolences. Calvin and Hobbes are one of the best.

Check this **** out yo


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that's fucking rough. I don't even know what to say but I will at least say my condolences.

I know what its like to lose a grandfather who I really adored and who adored me. He worked at the same job for 40 years and dealt with second hand smoke from my nana which we think caused him to have three tumors in his head which we discovered way too late. We took him off life support, took him back to nana's and I held his hand as he died. I still cry when I think about him to this day. He visits me in dreams sometimes and a month before he died I predicted his death through a dream which mirrored exactly to how I found out (while I was at school). I hope you are okay Exo. Xx

Worked my ass off today, not going to care what anyone says tomorrow, I'm tired of people blaming each other for shit that doesn't get done. There always has to be someone at fault for some reason, and I'm pretty sure management is the only one to blame. They want us to bicker amongst ourselves while they cut hours, and half-ass the scheduling.

As soon as I got out, I learned that Lou Reed died. Great fucking day, huh?

My car door handle broke off this morningg. #canada

So, I have the week off and thought I'd get some time to relax and just do whatever I felt like... fat chance. It's amazing how I manage to let stuff get piled up. I had a to do list that was a f-ing mile long. So I got up really early and took care of most of it, and now I'm kickin' back with a bottle of red, trying to score some tickets to Danko Jones while watching The Walking Dead. Not a bad day, really, but there are still a bunch of stuff that needs to get done. Anyway, I'm new to the forum and figured I should say something in one of the more open threads here.

I've been up since 1am and I'm starting to see spots so I think I'm going to go and crash now. yeah it's only 13 hours but so what!

Pussy. Last month I stayed up for over twenty-four hours straight twice in a row while playing Mass Effect.

My hair is really long but its still a few inches above my ass. I can't wait till its there, who needs extensions when you can grow your hair out? The only haircut I get is me cutting of the ends very occasionally. I'm awake from 5am so I'm going to get more sleep. I have cramps though.

Spent most the day playing my favourite albums on my new CD player. It's surprising how different they now sound and the extra detail it digs up. Happy days. :)

That makes two of us. :pimp:

:laughing:

Thanks for the beautiful mental images lol!

I could never have my hair that long.

Worked all day while being under the weather (I think I have the flu :( ). Glad to be home and resting in bed watching Youtube videos of random ****.

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

I don't poop Rez. I'm a lady you see, ladies don't poop.

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

peeing on your girl in the shower is just a normal friendly fire situation that signals to both partners they are getting a lil more serious but for myself a woman must always pretend she is peeing and never poo and thats why i keep several air fresheners in the bathroom so i never smell the scent and know the deuce was laid

used that one already. get a different one.

So being peed on is a significant relationship milestone? Who knew.

Burn Rez, burning pee.

not really a milestone, more like a signal

kinda like 'hey we are progressin here and movin to a lil more serious state'

but instead of words ya use piss

I haven't gotten that signal yet :laughing:

yeah it's a relationship signal.

It's similar to having the bathroom door open when you poo and not caring that your S/O sees/smells.

You are that comfortable around them.

Just say listen bitch, i have the balls in this relationship and we're eating at 1 of 3 places, burger king, mcdonalds, or taco bell. and you get to eat off the dollar menu because you're not worth more than that. then after you're goin to suck my dick in the back of my car, got it?

years later i am comin to terms with how gay the high school sports locker rooms were but did nobody else ever piss on anyone or get pissed on??



*this was not an aformentioned signal situation lol

Well we've passed that point so I guess it's all good.

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That reminds me of this story one of my mom told me about one of her friends. She said this woman used to date losers and **** and one of them took her out on a first date to McDicks and she called it her Dollar Eight date, because they had the cheap menus back then.

today was pretty awesome.

I slept in, found a great radio station in the car on the way to work, didn't get any crazy-asses for customers, and bought myself a new purse and earrings for under $7 (because being a thrift store employee kicks ass).

^^ There's some pretty cool stuff in thrift stores!

Today I wasn't able to come into work, but I did manage to get my dog a tutu for his Halloween costume. I also worked out naked while using a Swiss ball. Then me and my friends did dabs and annihilated the Denny's all you can eat pancakes. I had 9 pancakes. Stuffed.

Yeah, thrift stores are much cooler than any wanky swanky brand store.

9 dennys pancakes how are you not dead tho