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Old 07-31-2019, 05:20 PM   #63441 (permalink)
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During my exam for some new glasses a few weeks ago, they referred me to an ophthalmologist to get my eyes checked out because something about my optic nerve could be a system of a brain tumour or conditions for a brain aneurysm. I had that referral appointment today and after two hours of tests and getting my eyes ****ed with, the ophthamologist told me that my optic nerve is just huge to begin with and looks swollen compared to normal people. I told them that I hear that a lot and asked for my 50 dollars back. They said no.
More evidence of a brain tumor.
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Old 07-31-2019, 05:22 PM   #63442 (permalink)
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More evidence of a brain tumor.
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Old 08-01-2019, 05:07 AM   #63443 (permalink)
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During my exam for some new glasses a few weeks ago, they referred me to an ophthalmologist to get my eyes checked out because something about my optic nerve could be a system of a brain tumour or conditions for a brain aneurysm. I had that referral appointment today and after two hours of tests and getting my eyes ****ed with, the ophthamologist told me that my optic nerve is just huge to begin with and looks swollen compared to normal people. I told them that I hear that a lot and asked for my 50 dollars back. They said no.
You were probably skull ****ed as a baby.
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Old 08-01-2019, 08:03 AM   #63444 (permalink)
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Nah I was like 8
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Old 08-01-2019, 09:48 AM   #63445 (permalink)
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I think I'm gearing up for an attempt at quitting smoking. My lungs hurt and I'm waking up phlegmy. Could just had a chest cold brewing but I'm also broke and my wallet could benefit from me quitting as much as my body. It might be time.
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Old 08-01-2019, 09:58 AM   #63446 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2019, 09:59 AM   #63447 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2019, 10:00 AM   #63448 (permalink)
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I don't know. Is it?
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Old 08-01-2019, 10:02 AM   #63449 (permalink)
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Is that sign for me?
No. This is your sign

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Old 08-01-2019, 10:04 AM   #63450 (permalink)
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Pshh. Where's the subtlety in that?

You have to make them think it on their own so they own it.
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