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Old 09-08-2019, 01:08 PM   #63421 (permalink)
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If someone eats all the pie and gives you an empty plate it’s his fault you ain’t got no pie. You can put on a bib. Get a nice fork. Say mmmm this is some good ****ing pie. Pat your belly like you’re full. Get a toothpick and clean your teeth. Wash the plate until it sparkles. Pretend you ain’t hungry. And starve. Murica!
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Old 09-08-2019, 02:12 PM   #63422 (permalink)
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So deep
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Old 09-08-2019, 02:22 PM   #63423 (permalink)
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It was better than anything you’ve ever written.
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Old 09-08-2019, 02:36 PM   #63424 (permalink)
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It was better than anything you’ve ever written.
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Old 09-08-2019, 02:37 PM   #63425 (permalink)
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it's true despite the hideous metaphor
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Old 09-08-2019, 05:13 PM   #63427 (permalink)
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You ever try bumping podcasts or audiobooks at work?

Helps me through the day.
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Can't really need to hear customers and the intercom
put it in one ear

Walmart let me do that much. I think the dollar tree customers will be OK. Just act like it's a work related ear piece.
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Old 09-08-2019, 08:38 PM   #63430 (permalink)
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these church folk put these pamphlets in my store's books every Sunday like ninjas

I'm tired of picking them up off the floor

the guy they're getting then from has his email on the bottom of the page

what do I email him
Tell him you throw away all his pamphlets when he leaves.
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