If someone eats all the pie and gives you an empty plate it’s his fault you ain’t got no pie. You can put on a bib. Get a nice fork. Say mmmm this is some good ****ing pie. Pat your belly like you’re full. Get a toothpick and clean your teeth. Wash the plate until it sparkles. Pretend you ain’t hungry. And starve. Murica!

So deep

It was better than anything you’ve ever written.

Ok lol

Fair enough

You ever try bumping podcasts or audiobooks at work?

Helps me through the day.

put it in one ear

Walmart let me do that much. I think the dollar tree customers will be OK. Just act like it's a work related ear piece.

Tell him you throw away all his pamphlets when he leaves.