LOL

That's just terrible.

Speaking of relapse one of my roommates comes stumbling in drunk last night talking about he went downtown with 20 bucks and got tore up cause people kept buying him drinks. Like he was looking for my approval or something. I told him do what you're gonna do.

whoa whoa whoa i just had a perfect storm of dyslexia and was like wtf 20 buckets of gore?!

That's not dyslexia, that's just wishful thinking.

Can you drink 12 beers by yourself in one setting?

If only you had a choice in the matter.

tHeRe Is nO ChOiCe Teh SYsteM

I don't even think Newcastles have alcohol.

Well

With nothing better to do I convinced my lazy ass to open up the top part of my washing machine and discovered that electrocuted roaches fried out the circuit board. New ones are over $200 so I called a dude on Craigslist who had like 3 washing machines for sale figuring he keeps parts. It’s actually not a bad way to make a living. He sells and delivers working washing machines and takes the broken ones away for free. Then he keeps the working parts to fix and sell the broken ones he got for free. But my good idea ends there because he wants to trade machines and charge me. If he has the needed circuit board he’s not fessing up. He want $150 plus my machine. Frankly, he can have my broken ass machine but his washing machine is smaller and my malfunctioning bowels and bladder put a high demand on blanket washing. I asked and he doesn’t do body parts or organ transplants. So I’m thinking I might just bet half my rent since I could probably go as long as three months before it would be stuff on the streets evicted and my new boss called today to tell me orientation is soon so work is coming. The only games my bookie is doing is mlb Boston NY and two soccer teams from Madrid. Boston won 19-3 last night against the Yankees. I need to see how deeply the Yankees went into their bullpen before I bet.