The eight pound six ounce baby jesus, or the tuxedo t-shirt wearing one?

This one.

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/upl...5603999801.jpg

happy birthday, enjoy the day :beer:

Oh, that's the Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band one.

I thought that was just Lynyrd Skynyrd.

I'm gonna get drunk and watch werewolf movies and then masturbate to said werewolf movies cause furry **** is my ****.

Got a big-ass raise.
For the past few weeks I had the feeling that my boss is ducking me when it came to talking about money and now suddenly I get almost 80% more than I negotiated back when I was hired. I'm confused and incredulous and happy.
Best first day of work after a vacation ever.
Also got assigned to several new, cool projects that I'm looking forward to start working on.

Nice. Good money and you like your job? If only you weren't a dirty Slav.

HBD Charles

Congratulations

I got rejected from selling plasma today

Pulse too high

Decided against buying my Prozac

****ing placebo anyway

I want to ****