So I should stop using shampoo and only use conditioner? How do I get your hair?

Depends! Does your hair curl naturally? And if yes, are you prepared to commit to the curly girl lifestyle?

You can get low-poo that isn't as harsh. My hair has never really been greasy, even when unwashed, so for me the transition was fairly easy. It's just that Big Shampoo purposefully sells you the lather-twice-if-it's-not-foaming-it's-not-working thing but it just dries the hell out of your hair and then you're supposed to follow up with conditioner to add moisture back in but all it does is essentially coat your hair in lotion, so then you start producing more oil and your hair gets greasy and then you feel like you need to wash it more.

It goes all the way to the top!

Literally just did and there's nothing at all. Another big thing is that I dont use heat on my hair so my scalp is in pristine supple condition.

I have pretty thick hair. It's always dry. I hate it.

As long as it's pretty.

Not washing my hair only results in a greasy mess, like someone squeezed out a pepperoni pizza on my head.

Oh, it's pretty.

It sounds dumb but using colder water actually helps out like crazy :o:

That’s more social calls than I received last year and less creditor calls than I received per minute before my bankruptcy.

I have a huge dick. A new dishwasher came in and he’s this openly racist teenager (like using the n-word when the black guy steps out of the dishroom level racist) and he’s hilarious. Hooray for entertainment. And he’s super religious.