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Old 08-29-2019, 07:59 AM   #63111 (permalink)
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The espom salts act as an exfoliate, and the coconut oil leaves your skin nice and supple.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:19 AM   #63112 (permalink)
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The espom salts act as an exfoliate, and the coconut oil leaves your skin nice and supple.
I get that but that sounds like a strong exfoliate for my scrot.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:38 AM   #63113 (permalink)
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I wash my balls with soap every morning but twice a day is too much of a good thing. No matter what kind of soap I use, twice a day creates desertification. Leaving some natural body oil is part of the healing.
The ****? My balls are fine with two showers a day. I think you're just too lazy to shower after work.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:46 AM   #63114 (permalink)
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I get that but that sounds like a strong exfoliate for my scrot.
Nah. I didn't even realize it was there until I actually looked. If you're that worried about it, keep using soap.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:53 AM   #63115 (permalink)
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Body wash is gross though. It leaves that greasy residue that just feels awful.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:56 AM   #63116 (permalink)
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Your opinion on the matter is very much assailable.
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And it won't wash off for anything. Just awful.
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You poor thing. It's like using BK hash brown grease.
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Old 08-29-2019, 09:21 AM   #63119 (permalink)
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The ****? My balls are fine with two showers a day. I think you're just too lazy to shower after work.
Goddamnit you mother****er ****head ******* dicklicker

Different men got different balls!!!!

Go directly to hell ****face
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Old 08-29-2019, 10:02 AM   #63120 (permalink)
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And it won't wash off for anything. Just awful.
What? Wtf soap do you use? God boys are gross.
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