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Old 07-23-2019, 02:21 PM   #63061 (permalink)
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You should have put thumb tacks in the candy.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-23-2019, 02:23 PM   #63062 (permalink)
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When I was at the shelter there was a dude who used to steal trailer hitches from Walmart and then walk right back into the same store and return them for a gift card. He was a stand up guy.
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Old 07-23-2019, 02:26 PM   #63063 (permalink)
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When I was at the shelter there was a dude who used to steal trailer hitches from Walmart and then walk right back into the same store and return them for a gift card. He was a stand up guy.
Poor Walmart
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Old 07-23-2019, 02:43 PM   #63064 (permalink)
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They're very easy to steal from.

At the one I worked at in Florida years ago there was one of those secret shopper guys. Looked like an ex cop or something... Shaved head, short and stocky build. Would always see him peering around the corner of some end cap or something trying to bust people.
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:22 PM   #63065 (permalink)
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this did happen even if I'm a weenie they don't know that

I have a voice like a Goliath

I'm not saying anybody was about to get stabbed but dude was being cheeky, he sped off on his rusty bike when I shouted
I've heard you talk. No you do not.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:24 PM   #63066 (permalink)
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Why did he pull a knife?
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:24 PM   #63067 (permalink)
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I have a deep voice
Do you actually think that?
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:26 PM   #63068 (permalink)
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I think that he's just saying he's hella deep, bro.
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:36 PM   #63069 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:37 PM   #63070 (permalink)
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You absolutely sure she wasn't asking for it?
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