You should have put thumb tacks in the candy.

When I was at the shelter there was a dude who used to steal trailer hitches from Walmart and then walk right back into the same store and return them for a gift card. He was a stand up guy.

Poor Walmart

They're very easy to steal from.

At the one I worked at in Florida years ago there was one of those secret shopper guys. Looked like an ex cop or something... Shaved head, short and stocky build. Would always see him peering around the corner of some end cap or something trying to bust people.

I've heard you talk. No you do not.

Why did he pull a knife?

Do you actually think that?

I think that he's just saying he's hella deep, bro.

yikes

You absolutely sure she wasn't asking for it?