Charles is super white but you need sunglasses to look at a Vance.

Not even blind people can handle it.

They can Braile that ****.

Ant

If you got a business and you can offer me a job I want it

What? I ain’t never said I ain’t never not not working.

I had to do calculus to decipher that sentence.

Did it end up positive or negative?

We're getting ready to hire some programmers and Q&A people for an AI startup at the moment. But if you wanted to, you could PM me a private link to a PDF of your resume or something and I could go through my contacts depending on what kind of job you want.

For example, there's a lot of people out there (just in my network) that I know would pay pretty well just for someone here in the U.S. that could help them handle incoming customers or get meetings scheduled, etc. The Virtual Assistant business is boomin'.

One of my legal partners also hired his local VA here in north Texas using this service. Could be useful to you since it's free to sign up and apply for stuff - https://www.taskrabbit.com

Oh man. Guys. I have two of the dumbest ladies I've ever met in my life in my shop right now. Ditsy doesn't even come close to describing these two. I have to document this...

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"Do you have a folk section for CDs?"

"Just alphabetical for all genres."

"Ok, do you have a country section?"

"No ma'am, just alphabetical with the CDs. A to Z."

"So where would Sting CDs be?"

".................S"

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They didn't know they had to pay the meters in the parking lot. They didn't see the meters. There are literally the biggest and most obnoxious parking meters in our parking lot.

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One just asked me if I've seen all the DVDs to make sure they play well. I said we have thousands. She said...so no? I said there wasn't enough hours in the human lifespan to watch them all ma'am, I'm sorry.

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One just asked me for the fifth time how much the 50 cent CDs were.

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They just asked me what music I was playing. I said Bill Evans. They asked who that is. I said he was a jazz pianist. She said but I hear a saxophone. I said that's Freddie Hubbard. She said I thought we were listening to Bill Evans. I said he's playing in the background. She said this should be a Freddie Hubbard record then.

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They've asked me three times now if there's any order to the new arrivals. I keep saying that they're just new to the store. They really don't get it.

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I'll update with more if it continues...

They left. It's over. Wow. Those are most likely somebody's mothers.

Epic. Play some Book of Angels stuff next and tell them that it's by saxophonist John Zorn.