Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2074300)

Oh so you just looked like an idiot?

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2074302)

so my Mexican roomate caught onto my eggplant recipe like I'm a genius

this dude cooks eggplant everyday now

it must be my imaginary Native American heritage, passing on the lessons of the Earth

Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2074310)

You people have gatherings? What do you discuss, how to avoid inheriting the Earth?

Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 2074313)

Usually they just stick they're thumbs up each others asses and sing kumbaya.

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2074312)

the other thing is it's just too ****ing hot to be Goth right now

it's still like 90 degrees outside at midnight

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2074288)

i was the only car. it's not like i held up the line.

Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2074207)

Nah. That was my grandad
He was a classic Archie bunker type NY racist.

I remember when I was like 7 and we were visiting him at his apartment in the Bronx. Me and my sister were downstairs on his stoop and he and my mom were upstairs. I was looking at the city and all the people walking around. Then, a fully veiled muslim woman passed us.

I ran up stairs and told my mom and granddad that I had just seen a ninja. My mom was used to me saying crazy **** so she just brushed it off. My grandpa made the connection though, and explained what it was. Then he started talking about how bad Muslims smell under all that gear they wear.