Your Day

**Exo** · 07-18-2019, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

Well then maybe you can sneak one of your brother's spares.

This would have been better if my brother was an intravenous user. He used his snoz.

The Batlord · 07-18-2019, 11:41 AM

What a pussy.

**Exo** · 07-18-2019, 11:42 AM

I know, right.

DwnWthVwls · 07-18-2019, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

also when manscaping make sure you're not shaving in the opposite direction of the hair growth lol

Can you draw a picture? i cant tell which direction they go on the bottom half of the sac.

WWWP · 07-18-2019, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Can you draw a picture? i cant tell which direction they go on the bottom half of the sac.

you expect me to believe you've never squatted over a mirror

OccultHawk · 07-18-2019, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I'm already an inventory manager at my current job as I'm way overqualified

I work with felons and ****

You know elph

This actually a bitch ass bigoted thing to say

Wtf does having a record have to do with being qualified to manage inventory at the dollar store?

You know what else? That is some white privilege riding **** son

You need to check that bourgeois arrogance

Anteater · 07-18-2019, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

my car is so busted up not gonna lie I want to cry

I can drive it still and that'll do but **** me I worked my ass off for this hunk of metal

walked to a ****ty job in the heat of a Florida summer 5 days a week had world's worse boss ride my ass for a year and a half

Get a unicycle.

DwnWthVwls · 07-19-2019, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

you expect me to believe you've never squatted over a mirror

Yes. I just go by feel. Do you squat over a mirror?

Oriphiel · 07-19-2019, 07:13 AM

My day:

OccultHawk · 07-19-2019, 12:52 PM

I got a job offer but it doesn’t start for two weeks

Dish crew in a college cafeteria

The guy wanted me to work up front but I was like nah

Schedule is way more flexible than last job - glad it still gives me a little time to be idle.

Three job interviews in two days. The two weeks gives me some time to see if something better happens.

Hopefully I’ll move on up the white privilege ladder like my anarcho-comrade ELPH

Elvis
Loves
Pussy
Hair

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