This would have been better if my brother was an intravenous user. He used his snoz.

What a pussy.

I know, right.

Can you draw a picture? i cant tell which direction they go on the bottom half of the sac.

you expect me to believe you've never squatted over a mirror

You know elph

This actually a bitch ass bigoted thing to say

Wtf does having a record have to do with being qualified to manage inventory at the dollar store?

You know what else? That is some white privilege riding **** son

You need to check that bourgeois arrogance

Get a unicycle.

Yes. I just go by feel. Do you squat over a mirror?

My day:

I got a job offer but it doesn’t start for two weeks

Dish crew in a college cafeteria

The guy wanted me to work up front but I was like nah

Schedule is way more flexible than last job - glad it still gives me a little time to be idle.

Three job interviews in two days. The two weeks gives me some time to see if something better happens.

Hopefully I’ll move on up the white privilege ladder like my anarcho-comrade ELPH

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