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Marie Monday 07-18-2019 06:25 AM

Hey Exo, some medical advice from my girlfriend: if you can see the hair you might be able to stick a needle under it and dig it out. No idea if that helps, but at least it's less painful than a nailclipper

OccultHawk 07-18-2019 09:13 AM

Second opinion:

Don’t stick a needle in your sac.

Oh god. I bet people have gone to executions in better spirits than I’m in going to this job interview.

WWWP 07-18-2019 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2066064)
I'm 95% sure I have an ingrown hair on my nutsack. I'm in constant pain because it's below the D in the scrotal skin. Not on my testicles so I'm not going to the doctor. I'm hoping my body gets rid of the issue on its own because I'm not paying a doctor boatloads of money to stick a needle in my sack. They don't even have safe words. Walking hurts. Sleeping is the worse. I'm miserable.

warm compresses and exfoliation. take a bath, ya filthy animal.

also when manscaping make sure you're not shaving in the opposite direction of the hair growth lol

OccultHawk 07-18-2019 09:22 AM

Don’t manscape ffs

Frownland 07-18-2019 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2066256)
Don’t manscape ffs

It's a whole new world of comfort, especially in the heat. I think I understand why you're so angry now.

Exo 07-18-2019 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie (Post 2066242)
Hey Exo, some medical advice from my girlfriend: if you can see the hair you might be able to stick a needle under it and dig it out. No idea if that helps, but at least it's less painful than a nailclipper

Internet says don't do that because it could cause infection. They didn't mention the fact that GOOD GOD NOOOOOOOO OWWWWWWW.

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2066254)
warm compresses and exfoliation. take a bath, ya filthy animal.

also when manscaping make sure you're not shaving in the opposite direction of the hair growth lol

I think it might actually be getting better but if it doesn't by the weekend I have to go to the doctor. I promised my lady. I'll try some warm washcloth on the sack tonight.

Agaliarept 07-18-2019 11:10 AM

Day’s been ok. A bit drunk. Took uber for the third time this week. This is why I need to bring a friend to every business meeting so I don’t have to worry about driving home.

The Batlord 07-18-2019 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie (Post 2066242)
Hey Exo, some medical advice from my girlfriend: if you can see the hair you might be able to stick a needle under it and dig it out. No idea if that helps, but at least it's less painful than a nailclipper

A heroin joke would be in poor taste wouldn't it, Exo?

Exo 07-18-2019 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2066286)
A heroin joke would be in poor taste wouldn't it, Exo?

Because of my family past? F*ck that. I ain't no snowflake, dude.

The Batlord 07-18-2019 11:39 AM

Well then maybe you can sneak one of your brother's spares.


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