Agreed.

I figured it was. I didnt take it any other way.

There is a severe lack of conversation about my nutsack issues in here.

Find where it is. Start digging with a pair of nail clippers.

The area is sensitive as f*ck. I might pass the f*ck out if I try to do that. I had an ingrown in the pubic region a little while back and that went away pretty quickly so I'm hoping the same case for this.

Smack it with a ruler.

Tell it to grow some thicker skin yukyukyukyukyuk

First numb it with ice, then:

...and thennnnn:

If you still feel something, repeat the process.

I'm a problem solver. AND a team player. It's on my resume.

Absolutely crazy timing. Just been a report on Central News about eggs and people throwing them away just because they're a few days past the best before date. £139m of eggs thrown away every year, 750m eggs. They're blaming overly cautious consumers and say if the egg smells, looks and tastes OK, it's OK and to stop wasting food. They can actually be perfectly safe to eat weeks after the date.

SO EAT YOUR OUT OF DATE EGGS.

Just don't *** on them. Practice safe sex.