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Old 07-14-2019, 10:06 PM   #62851 (permalink)
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Do you get off on being a shitty person or is it just a defense mechanism?
You've never worked in the service industry have you?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-14-2019, 10:07 PM   #62852 (permalink)
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His balls are close to his butthole and he's a dirty animal.. there was def poo.


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You've never worked in the service industry have you?
I have.
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Old 07-14-2019, 10:09 PM   #62853 (permalink)
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His balls are close to his butthole and he's a dirty animal.. there was def poo.
I wipe till it bleeds. I promise you I'm cleaner down there than you.

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I have.
Then I don't know what to say to you.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-14-2019, 10:09 PM   #62854 (permalink)
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That's just hemorrhoids not cleanliness.
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Old 07-14-2019, 10:10 PM   #62855 (permalink)
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I even wash my hands my I get poo on them while wiping.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-15-2019, 02:58 PM   #62856 (permalink)
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been a great day

have a great day and wonderful night you music banters
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Old 07-16-2019, 07:58 AM   #62857 (permalink)
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ate some eggs that were a bit past the "best by" date

I realized after I ate them, they seemed fine at the time and was like eh oh well

terrible diarrhea

just can't catch a break I swear
I mean...you could've caught a break by not eating expired eggs.
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Old 07-16-2019, 11:42 AM   #62858 (permalink)
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If there was something wrong with the eggs you likely would have known.

'Best by' isn't 'use by'. The diarrhoea wasn't caused by eggs that were 'a bit past' the best by date. It was more likely caused by something else you ate, boozing or poor hygiene.
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Old 07-16-2019, 11:59 AM   #62859 (permalink)
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If there was something wrong with the eggs you likely would have known.

'Best by' isn't 'use by'. The diarrhoea wasn't caused by eggs that were 'a bit past' the best by date. It was more likely caused by something else you ate, boozing or poor hygiene.
I think so too

As longs as eggs smell ok you can eat them (I think)
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Old 07-16-2019, 02:24 PM   #62860 (permalink)
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I haven't been boozing in like almost 2 weeks
I've been boozing. I still got all this beer. Time for a life crippling alcohol addiction phase in my life.
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