Worst comedown I ever had off anything was off cocaine. Expensive as **** and not even that good.
It does feel nice in the moment though, especially with alcohol.

So you're saying that you need alcohol for your drive?

Awesome!

And a little booger sugar to put the edge on and some more booze to take the edge off and then a text to his girlfriend collapsing universe drink drink drink DRIVE!!!!

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wow so romantic

If he's ramming her car he's gotta be plowed though.

Okay if you're running her down on the sidewalk then you gotta have a few brews in you.

Can I please pass off my slimiest member card to elph?

-and starting an incest thread when his kid has an account here...

Mord is the slimiest member here cause he's an obvious sociopath with weird emotional needs but who clearly gives no actual ****s about anyone but himself. And very possibly invented a family and cosplays as them. I still don't know what that's all about but I don't need to know cause he pulls it all off and is fun.