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07-11-2019, 12:16 PM | #62811 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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If you're good with mental notes you don't need a list.
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07-11-2019, 12:20 PM | #62812 (permalink) | |
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I buy new pens cause I don't want to reuse them after anal play masturbation.
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07-11-2019, 12:38 PM | #62815 (permalink) | |
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It's surprisingly hard to find suitable household items to shove up your ass.
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07-11-2019, 12:43 PM | #62817 (permalink) | |
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Mine's made of unvarnished wood. How would you even deal with a colon splinter?
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07-11-2019, 12:44 PM | #62818 (permalink) |
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Cover it with shrink wrap.
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07-11-2019, 12:47 PM | #62819 (permalink) | |
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Then I'd have to put lube on it or it would stick to my insides. I should probably just buy a dildo from Amazon.
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07-11-2019, 12:49 PM | #62820 (permalink) |
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The plunger I posted costs around 5 dollars. Way cheaper and it's hands free.
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