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This question kills me:

Why do you want to work at 7-Eleven?

There’s nothing even remotely in the realm of honesty that won’t disqualify me. Lying is one thing but that’s baffling af. It’s like “trick question, nobody wants to work at 7-11.”

I was like 19 or 20 when I applied to Dairy Queen and got asked that. I had no response and was floored that they thought it was a legitimate question. I think I just gaped for a few seconds and said "I like ice cream."

OccultHawk

07-10-2019 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2064929)

I usually tell people because I got bills to pay. It's honestly worked. But, like, I don't have a ****ty attitude when I say it though.

Ive gotten away with it, too but these days my old honest quirky self isn’t selling.

OccultHawk

07-10-2019 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2064931)

With teaching it was a breeze of a question.

The Batlord

07-10-2019 02:21 PM

Well teaching is a job that some people actually want. This **** is just demanding that you sell yourself like a good toadie. I don't think there's an answer that wouldn't leave me feeling oily and gross.

Lucem Ferre

07-10-2019 02:34 PM

First of all, 7/11 is a holy place. Who wouldn't want to serve in the name of God?

Plankton

07-10-2019 02:52 PM

Where's your God now?

https://i.imgur.com/axe55sr.jpg

Lucem Ferre

07-10-2019 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2064943)

Where's your God now?

https://i.imgur.com/axe55sr.jpg

In bed being a lazy piece of ****.