What topic?

topological string theory

****ing Christ

Why aren’t I doing anything cool?

I doubt that I'll be doing many cool things when I'm your age

You’ll probably be on an exalted book tour explaining the theory of everything.

Question for everybody

I think I’m going to interview for the graveyard shift at 7-11

If they ask what will you do about shoplifters how should I answer?

I’ve been ****ing up my interviews because I’m so weird. What else should I look out for?

I know y’all think **** job doesn’t matter but I think it really does matter.

Just curious, what would your own answer be?

Holler out from behind the counter something like “don’t be putting anything in your bag before you pay for it, please”

If it escalates call the police. If it’s a small item just print out their picture from CCTV and put it on file or do whatever the procedure is. I’m not physically approaching anyone. Not calling 5-0 for a bag of Doritos.

Good answer except for the last part (even though I'm with you on it). I'd say that you would call the police for repeat offenders or say something more vague like you wouldn't unnecessarily escalate the situation or something along those lines.