**** you, you fake Cali fatty. You're a New Yorker changeling and your parents' real child is a fairy slave. Probably mows Oberon's lawn.

Idk man, I'm the spitting image of my father's personality disorder.

I enjoy the workout and being outside. So no I'm not an alien. Normal people exercise too, Bat.

Where are your papers though

Then why do we pay Mexicans to mow our lawns and not white people?

Don't forget mosquitoes and grass clippings inside your shoes and socks.

Every orifice? You need to work on your technique, dude.

I dont know.

*don't

If you want to live in this country, you gotta learn to write the language.

Are you saying only Mexicans are landscapers, you ****ing white trash racist? No wonder you mow lawns.