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Mindy · 07-08-2019, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

Tell your parents to get a ****ing riding lawnmower. An acre with a push mower? WTF.

it took 2 hours and yeah, i had to break it up into sections.

The Batlord · 07-08-2019, 02:22 PM

I'd rather just pay rent.

Mindy · 07-08-2019, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

I'd rather just pay rent.

they were having a guy mow it with his riding mower next door but once they got the mower back (from getting sharpened and tune up) i told them that i would come over and do it. gonna have to find days where its dry in the morning so the dew isnt on the grass but also not hot asf too.

**Frownland** · 07-08-2019, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

Tell your parents to get a ****ing riding lawnmower. An acre with a push mower? WTF.

Room is dirty? Just buy a new house!

An acre's work but not bad really, especially if it's not overgrown. I used to do 5 acres of unkempt weeds, uphill, in the dark, in the snow, with no shoes, in the blistering heat, down steep cliffs, with the sun beating down on me, in a full tuxedo, for 6 acres, in the sleet. Top that.

The Batlord · 07-08-2019, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

they were having a guy mow it with his riding mower next door but once they got the mower back (from getting sharpened and tune up) i told them that i would come over and do it. gonna have to find days where its dry in the morning so the dew isnt on the grass but also not hot asf too.

You're a better man than me, bro. If my mom wants an acre of grass but is too cheap for a real mower then she can deal with that ****.

The Batlord · 07-08-2019, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Room is dirty? Just buy a new house!

An acre's work but not bad really, especially if it's not overgrown. I used to do 5 acres of unkempt weeds, uphill, in the dark, in the snow, with no shoes, in the blistering heat, down steep cliffs, with the sun beating down on me, in a full tuxedo, for 6 acres, in the sleet. Top that.

I'd just let the grass grow and use it for cover to spy on my neighbors.

Key · 07-08-2019, 02:47 PM

My parents live on one acre and have always done the lawn with a push lawn mower. It can typically take about 2 hours to do. I love it tho. Good exercise.

Mindy · 07-08-2019, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Room is dirty? Just buy a new house!

An acre's work but not bad really, especially if it's not overgrown. I used to do 5 acres of unkempt weeds, uphill, in the dark, in the snow, with no shoes, in the blistering heat, down steep cliffs, with the sun beating down on me, in a full tuxedo, for 6 acres, in the sleet. Top that.

thats why i cut when it before it got too long and would take an extra 30-45 mins of dumping the bag more and just harder to push through

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

You're a better man than me, bro. If my mom wants an acre of grass but is too cheap for a real mower then she can deal with that ****.

my stepfather has a bad hip and cant do it and i used to cut it all throughout my high school days and stuff. it only really sucks if its really hot and the grass is long

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Originally Posted by Key

My parents live on one acre and have always done the lawn with a push lawn mower. It can typically take about 2 hours to do. I love it tho. Good exercise.

The Batlord · 07-08-2019, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Key

My parents live on one acre and have always done the lawn with a push lawn mower. It can typically take about 2 hours to do. I love it tho. Good exercise.

Are you an alien? Yard work is like torture for me. It's so slow and mindless and you can see everything you have left to do and it demoralizes you and makes you wonder why the **** anyone wants a yard. What do forests think of lawns? Do they think they're Uncle Toms? Do they think they're collaborators? If we go extinct tomorrow will the lawns be hanged?

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

my stepfather has a bad hip and cant do it and i used to cut it all throughout my high school days and stuff. it only really sucks if its really hot and the grass is long

Hire a Mexican. They love that ****. Or hire Key.

**Frownland** · 07-08-2019, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

It's so slow and mindless

That makes it like meditation for people who don't hate anything that threatens them with the prospect of breaking a sweat.

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	My parents live on one acre and have always done the lawn with a push lawn mower. It can typically take about 2 hours to do. I love it tho. Good exercise.