i've lost too many good friends to drunk drivers

the literal least you could do is not gloat

My grandfather died because of a drunk driver and I've had friends die after they decided to be that driver.

I say see if you can do a flip, elph.

I have been around my share of accidents. But I have never seen a drunk driver or a hit and run.

Worst god damn day at work. But now I'm home and I'm gonna get so stoned that I forget that I'm here for a bit.

Back to blazin huh?

Been for a bit now. But yes.

Felt an earthquake today, that was sure exciting.

Earthquakes will expose a man for the bitch he really is.

heard about the earthquake

Did they hire you already?