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07-03-2019, 10:55 AM | #62651 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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You need help dude
Go to a meeting
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07-03-2019, 02:48 PM | #62652 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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You'll be especially unlovable after you kill someone because you treat drunk driving like it's some cute personality quirk. If you're going to be reckless and passively suicidal at least have the decency to not take anyone else out with you.
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07-03-2019, 02:49 PM | #62653 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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It's pretty ****ing gross
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07-03-2019, 02:52 PM | #62654 (permalink) | ||
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I'm starting to think Lou Reed has been a bad influence on him. He needs a new role model...maybe Bono or Engelbert Humperdinck.
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07-03-2019, 03:00 PM | #62655 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Anthony Kiedis quit drinking and doing drugs. Elph should be more like Anthony Kiedis.
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07-03-2019, 03:11 PM | #62656 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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On the real elph
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07-03-2019, 03:12 PM | #62657 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Nah he should be more like John Denver because dying in a drunken plane crash>>>dying in a drunken car wreck
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07-03-2019, 03:47 PM | #62658 (permalink) | |
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07-03-2019, 03:54 PM | #62659 (permalink) |
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*drunk driving
Transporting drinks is totally fine.
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07-03-2019, 03:54 PM | #62660 (permalink) | |
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Your worst crime is driving while smashed out of your mind
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