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Old 07-29-2019, 03:39 PM   #62491 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2019, 04:25 PM   #62492 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-29-2019, 05:05 PM   #62493 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2019, 09:45 AM   #62494 (permalink)
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Recently I was driving and thinking oh god my car is going to breakdown and I’m not even going to be able to afford to have it towed. Then I thought **** this negative bull****. My car runs, I’m cruising through town with hella gas in the tank. ****ing enjoy this **** Hawk you’re a goddamn KING. Just stop worrying and enjoy the ****ing moment. And then I met some peeps I’ve known for some time and they fed me an awesome meal including a steak and then we watched a baseball game on TV and it was my old pals The Braves and enjoyed the ****ing **** out of it.
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Old 07-31-2019, 09:59 AM   #62495 (permalink)
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Recently I was driving and thinking oh god my car is going to breakdown and I’m not even going to be able to afford to have it towed. Then I thought **** this negative bull****. My car runs, I’m cruising through town with hella gas in the tank. ****ing enjoy this **** Hawk you’re a goddamn KING. Just stop worrying and enjoy the ****ing moment. And then I met some peeps I’ve known for some time and they fed me an awesome meal including a steak and then we watched a baseball game on TV and it was my old pals The Braves and enjoyed the ****ing **** out of it.
Looks like you practiced a bit of... mindfulness?
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Old 07-31-2019, 10:00 AM   #62496 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2019, 10:28 AM   #62497 (permalink)
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Nothing says Mindfulness like a good steak.
It was just a chewy piece of sirloin but I enjoyed the holy **** out of it

And lucem - cliche fad whatever - and I don’t even think you’re laughing at me but I am in on the mindfulness fad - doing 20 minute sits everyday.

Even if it’s bull**** I don’t care. I WANT TO BELIEVE. I’m desperate bro.
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Old 07-31-2019, 10:29 AM   #62498 (permalink)
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It was just a chewy piece of sirloin but I enjoyed the holy **** out of it

And lucem - cliche fad whatever - and I don’t even think you’re laughing at me but I am in on the mindfulness fad - doing 20 minute sits everyday.

Even if it’s bull**** I don’t care. I WANT TO BELIEVE. I’m desperate bro.
I used to do the meditation thing. It didn't really seem like there was anything to it until years later when I needed to stay calm and focused through certain bad episodes of **** I had deal with. The process is the reward.
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Old 07-31-2019, 12:37 PM   #62500 (permalink)
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Aaaaannnnnd I'm broke.

Finally got fed up with interest charges and rising minimum payments on my two credit cards so I dipped into my savings which I haven't done in five years in order to just start clean. I feel horrible, depressed, happy, and relieved...all at the same time. I need a beer. I cheap one. Good thing I love PBR.
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