Damn you can be high school sometimes

A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down







Actually avoid sugar, and you will do your part to avoid hangovers

And I don't like salads either.

That's such a broad statement. So many kinds of salads. You're coming across ignorant af bro.

And? **** salads, you stupid cow.

I'm just offering advice

But yeah do you... I just hated drinking beer all night and pissing so much when like 6 shots within 2 hours land you in the same place

Plus beer makes you fat.. maybe not you not yet. Just wait 10 years and tell me I'm lying.

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What did they do this time... Order 15 items from the dollar menu?

It's a downside. The other downside is being a little bitch.