Is this going to be a perpetual dick riding thing?

Up to you.

It wasn't even the hottest today but I think work's air conditioning was ****ed up cause the humidity in the store was alien. I just said **** it and started sneaking the rags we use to wipe down the dining room, wetting them, putting them in the walk-in freezer, and then wearing them as scarves under my shirt. Game changer.

This is actually a great idea.

I let other people in on it though and while I'd have felt like an ******* for letting everyone be miserable but me I'm sure it'll get out to the boss who's a dick about inventory and then the dream will be over. Or, you know, he'll just start asking questions about why all the rags are gone.

At least record an ode to a beer that doesn't make you sound like a bitch.

Church.

The heat and humidity were unbearable down here today. I’m glad I barely had to go outside.

Sounds fun. If your doing all that, throw in some talkbox or maybe that Herbie Hancock / Daft Punk-esque vocoder stuff and make it scuzzier.