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Plankton 06-05-2019 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2059750)
I’m going to put a fake resume on linked in and waste my time wasting other people’s time. I might even charge the competition.

I haven't put anything up on-line since 2006 when I first started here where I'm at now, so it's interesting that these people are calling me/trying to reach out to me based on information that's over a decade old. They don't read them, they use search criteria and collate the results for cold calls.

OccultHawk 06-05-2019 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2059752)
I haven't put anything up on-line since 2006 when I first started here where I'm at now, so it's interesting that these people are calling me/trying to reach out to me based on information that's over a decade old. They don't read them, they use search criteria and collate the results for cold calls.

Not trying to burst your bubble but it’s probably more scams than jobs.

Plankton 06-05-2019 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2059754)
Not trying to burst your bubble but it’s probably more scams than jobs.

No bubble bursted.

The thing is, these head hunters get a cut of what ever the company they're hiring for is prepared to pay the person being hired. I worked for quite a few of these firms where I get $20 per hour as the hiring firm gets $30-$40. I once made a deal with a company that hired me through a staffing firm to fire me and then hire me back for $10 under what the staffing firm was getting. It blew up in my face since there was a unethical business practice clause in the contract I signed.

OccultHawk 06-05-2019 10:54 AM

Give yourself $15 a day for the inconvenience elph

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I once made a deal with a company that hired me through a staffing firm to fire me and then hire me back for $10 under what the staffing firm was getting. It blew up in my face since there was a unethical business practice clause in the contract I signed.
It’s funny how “unethical” is in the eye of the beholder.

That’s what temp agencies do.

Plankton 06-05-2019 11:14 AM

It do be like dat

Mindy 06-05-2019 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2059755)
No bubble bursted.

The thing is, these head hunters get a cut of what ever the company they're hiring for is prepared to pay the person being hired. I worked for quite a few of these firms where I get $20 per hour as the hiring firm gets $30-$40. I once made a deal with a company that hired me through a staffing firm to fire me and then hire me back for $10 under what the staffing firm was getting. It blew up in my face since there was a unethical business practice clause in the contract I signed.

i used a staffing agency once to get a job and they treated like working at the company was so nice. they gave out profit sharing every quarter but it was like an extra 1500$. i worked there for only 6 months because i was working for 11.55/hr and actually employees of the company were making $15 plus for the job I was doing. i left and found a job that paid more in minnesota thou.

i get job offers now mostly from friends wondering what im doing in life. i got a career/job offer from a friend in high school that was in the military also, would have been the best job id ever received but it was in Virginia and im scared the batlord would stalk me lol :tramp: it was for the state department but honeslty i wasnt wanting to move away from friends and family, and ever since then all my ads on facebook and instagram have been for a "foreign service specialist" at the state department. not the job i was offered but i think they are on that "you can run but you cant hide bs" ;)

Plankton 06-05-2019 12:22 PM

I'll fake hire you. You start right now by suckin... I mean detailing out these foundation drawings.

OccultHawk 06-05-2019 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2059769)
you gotta post fake ads for the job you want then copy the exact format of the best resume you get

Damn

http://juicygif.com/albums/userpics/...ubiks-cube.gif

I like it

The Batlord 06-05-2019 05:55 PM

I think uploading all those neo-Nazi punk songs to Youtube to troll people on Plug finally caught up with me cause my Youtube account got suspended and now my subscription list is I guess gone forever. ****ing Jews.

OccultHawk 06-05-2019 06:20 PM

YouTube accounts suck anyway


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