Hey if I find out you both do this then I might just make the cross country trip on a bus but I'm not holding my breath. You're two southerners who hate the south but insist on living there even after multiple moves. Gimme a home base to believe in.

That’s the kind of lack of self-sufficiency I’m not interested in. Even if elph offers would you really want him to drive to Virginia just to pick you up? I’m not having elph drive to ****ing Florida when the goal is Oregon. That’s idiotic. I’d rather get to Dallas on my own to increase the chances his car makes it to Oregon.

Btw, I bought a car with my gambling money and it still runs but if I do this I’m going to sell it or try to trade it for a van.

Yeah see I'm not your self-sufficiency guy. Not at all. I'll wreck my life such as it is but I'm not gonna trust myself if I can't trust you guys in some way. If ya'll end up where ya'll say ya'll will end up and have an address to meet up at I can deal with that.

Ive spent 20% of my life out west. 20% in Asia. And 60% down south. About. Subtract 1% off something for Brooklyn. It’s more time down south than I’ve wanted but goddamnit life gets you sometimes you judgmental bastard.

When the f*ck were you in Brooklyn?

So what are you gonna do if elph’s girl calls when we’re in Denver and he’s like sorry guys? You wish him well and soldier on. What else can you do?

Yeah, I don't read your posts.

I'll punch him in the ****ing face and then drive down to meet his girlfriend that's what I'll do. Or catch a bus with you I guess. After punching him in the face. At least I'll be gone from Portsmouth ****ing Virginia.

I wish I knew what OH looked like so I could envision this trio in a van in my mind.