How are you going to pick him up? You realize buses have routes and stuff right and other people get on them?

You know what I think could work? A vegan bicycle food delivery service. Play the hippy earth angle. Just get a simple oven and stove. Cook things like corn on the cob, french fries, eggplant pasta - and deliver it by bike anywhere. Campgrounds hotels houses whatever. Take orders by cell and text. Advertise 100% vegan - low carbon footprint- healthy

Low overhead - simple menu - it could work. Especially out there.

Something crazy like meet at a bus station?

So Elph is going to take a bus to you, from Texas, and then you're going to take a bus to Bats, from Florida, and then you're going to take a bus to the west coast? Have you people been on buses before?

If elph brings his car I'm down. I ain't trusting none of you mother****ers for bus trips.

See, here is where I got confused. I didn't realize Elph had a car.

Everybody come to Japan!

Yes, I have. We’d all have to set out alone and meet at the first place that makes sense

I mean I’m not backtracking and **** that would be moronic. My route would take me through Dallas naturally. I think that’s elph’s backyard. I guess we’d meet Bat in Colorado or something.

this is boring rp

I know you're making sense. Elph really wasn't and I'm just kind of trying to be a dick.