Your Day - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Your Day Your Day
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 6191 of 7888 « First 5191569160916141618161896190 6191 6192619362016241629166917191 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-11-2019, 11:47 AM   #61901 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Then I'd have to put lube on it or it would stick to my insides. I should probably just buy a dildo from Amazon.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2019, 11:49 AM   #61902 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default
The plunger I posted costs around 5 dollars. Way cheaper and it's hands free.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2019, 11:49 AM   #61903 (permalink)
one-balled nipple jockey
 
OccultHawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug McClasky View Post
Then I'd have to put lube on it or it would stick to my insides. I should probably just buy a dildo from Amazon.
I’ll **** be your **** toy bro
__________________

2016 2017 2018 2019 2020

Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion

Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND:

https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html
OccultHawk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2019, 11:50 AM   #61904 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk View Post
I’ll **** be your **** toy bro
wut
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2019, 12:47 PM   #61905 (permalink)
Just Keep Swimming...
 
Plankton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,765
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
amateurs
Amateur shmamateur:

__________________
See location...
Plankton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2019, 12:51 PM   #61906 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
amateurs
They just dont understand.
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2019, 10:01 PM   #61907 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Maybe you should take a sleeping pill and drive to the store for more sleeping pills.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2019, 10:03 PM   #61908 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default
Do another line dawg
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2019, 10:16 PM   #61909 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default
If you can really keep it rolling you can go for a long time to some weird places but ja being up for days is more of a meth thing.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2019, 10:57 PM   #61910 (permalink)
Music Addict
 
BassoonPlatoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2018
Location: Springfield
Posts: 307
Default
It is also a writer thing I think. Staying up all night could give you 50 pages at least.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?
Snowy owls bark like dogs.
BassoonPlatoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 6191 of 7888 « First 5191569160916141618161896190 6191 6192619362016241629166917191 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.