Back in the day I used to say I wanted to become a Catholic priest just so I could marry people while secretly lol'ing as an atheist and Mord has made me revisit this idea. Wouldn't be a bad gig tbh.

Made $700 last Sunday, going to make $1000 this coming Saturday doing that ****.

How hard is it to remember all the marriage ****?

Easy for me, probably impossible for your dumb ass.

Why is that? I have good recall of information. It's why my family says dumb things with such confidence.

You can’t do this **** in Virginia. It’s just Japanese people who want to have a white monkey at the fake part of the ceremony. It’s stigmatized work even among the shameless gaijin class.

Yeah, I'll worry about the stigma while I laugh my ass to the bank.

I’m assuming he freelances this **** which means beside the ceremonial **** he has to be able to field whatever curveballs he gets in Japanese.

I’m just saying. I mean it’s true. It’s like the Tijuana Donkey Show of gaijinism.

Yeah, it's easy work if you've got a modicum of charisma and your language skills are on point.