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Old 05-10-2019, 05:31 PM   #61601 (permalink)
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Brown bears display fatal levels of caffeine sensitivity, research shows

We're basically saying the same thing.
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Old 05-11-2019, 01:11 AM   #61602 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2019, 03:27 AM   #61603 (permalink)
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Bought some Japanese-only Magic cards for 6,000 yen each. Turned them around on ebay for 20,000 yen each! Good stuff.
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Old 05-11-2019, 06:50 AM   #61604 (permalink)
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did you get some strange

proud of you, son
If he got any it would be strange.
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 05-11-2019, 07:18 AM   #61605 (permalink)
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I might have fallen asleep completely sober and sawed the deepest logs of all time and woke up next to a beautiful woman I didn’t even touch who’s miserable because she has “never heard anybody snore that loud”

Best no pay vacay EVAAAA
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Old 05-11-2019, 12:17 PM   #61606 (permalink)
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my man hasn't seen a vagina since The Batlord has seen his own wang
elph is trying to hawk!
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Old 05-11-2019, 02:47 PM   #61607 (permalink)
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my man hasn't seen a vagina since The Batlord has seen his own wang
I just pulled out my dick and stared at it for five seconds.
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Old 05-11-2019, 02:56 PM   #61608 (permalink)
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I just pulled out my dick and stared at it for five seconds.
I was wondering what that smell was.
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Old 05-11-2019, 02:58 PM   #61609 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2019, 06:23 PM   #61610 (permalink)
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What's next elph, people who eat food and drink water should go die? Lulz.
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