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Old 05-04-2019, 04:58 PM   #61451 (permalink)
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Do you not understand the concept of old men telling you about a thing, telling you to Google it, and then telling you how to do a Google search about it even though doing a Google search is something a monkey can do? Has this simply never happened to you?
Do you not understand that my entire reason for even responding to you was because the image of googling "weird rubbery balls" was funny to me? Imagine the results.
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Old 05-04-2019, 05:04 PM   #61452 (permalink)
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I did it and it was boring. You can Google "boring". Just go to Google and type in "boring".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-04-2019, 07:07 PM   #61453 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2019, 07:40 PM   #61454 (permalink)
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My balls catching fire pretty much define my day.
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Old 05-04-2019, 08:26 PM   #61455 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2019, 08:38 PM   #61456 (permalink)
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my gf is talking to me again

and I heard my roommate humming to himself absent mindedly a song I wrote and jam in my room

decent day

but just got word we're on 50s now at work an extra day each week
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Old 05-05-2019, 12:03 AM   #61457 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2019, 06:01 AM   #61458 (permalink)
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Real Conversation (with names taken out)

Shift manager: The Executive Chef started at your job. He worked 70 hours a week to get it done.

Me: Is that why he looks retarded?
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Old 05-05-2019, 06:02 AM   #61459 (permalink)
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Must suck to be at your age and have to use the word "shift" when talking about your job.
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Old 05-05-2019, 06:10 AM   #61460 (permalink)
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Must suck to be at your age and have to use the word "shift" when talking about your job.
Dude, I taught English and lived in Japan for years. My life and job do suck but your life, raising a white family there, that’s a real living hell.
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