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WWWP · 04-25-2019, 08:05 PM

or it's possible some people are suited for it

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

or it's possible some people are suited for it

Yeah but not people with Blarob’s good taste in music

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 08:21 PM

I mean a person who can put together a 2018 top 50 like his knows mediocrity and drudgery when he sees it. Sooner or later it will engulf and destroy him. Not because it’s hard but because it’s worthless.

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I quite like this woman is all

it's a very ordinary thing really

if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
Id get such a shock, Id probably jump in the ocean

I live by the beach brother

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I just find wee lads offputting

Americans don’t say “wee”

I’m not even sure men are allowed to say it tbh

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

do I give her space

or do I call her tonight and try to really sort out what's upsetting her

Dude

I know you wont trust me but I’m going to tell you anyway

Don’t **** around with sorting **** out or any of that

Whenever you talk to a woman turn the subject toward how beautiful they are

I’m serious af / that’s all women want to hear ever

even if she calls you out for being a shallow piece of **** keep on topic

Her looks she’s beautiful

It never ****ing fails

Others will dispute this but they are wrong

call her and just say you’ve been thinking about how beautiful she is and then mosey off - even if she acts cold it doesn’t matter - women get addicted to it

It hits the crack cocaine pleasure center or something

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 08:37 PM

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I said the wrong thing last night
__________________

If you weren’t telling her she’s beautiful you definitely were

**Frownland** · 04-25-2019, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

do I give her space

or do I call her tonight and try to really sort out what's upsetting her

literally yesterday we were more than fine, I said the wrong thing last night

Look Blaro, he's actually soliciting advice. Now is your time.

The Batlord · 04-25-2019, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude

I know you wont trust me but I’m going to tell you anyway

Don’t **** around with sorting **** out or any of that

Whenever you talk to a woman turn the subject toward how beautiful they are

I’m serious af / that’s all women want to hear ever

even if she calls you out for being a shallow piece of **** keep on topic

Her looks she’s beautiful

It never ****ing fails

Others will dispute this but they are wrong

call her and just say you’ve been thinking about how beautiful she is and then mosey off - even if she acts cold it doesn’t matter - women get addicted to it

It hits the crack cocaine pleasure center or something

I'm sure your wife or girlfriend would agree.

**Exo** · 04-25-2019, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I quite like this woman is all

it's a very ordinary thing really

if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
Id get such a shock, Id probably jump in the ocean

Here's the most real advice I can possibly give you.

You're too obsessed with yourself to ever give that girl whatever it is she needs in this relationship. You're a selfish person even if the decisions you make aren't geared towards yourself. The inner you wants everything to be about you. I've been there. I've made decisions thinking it was about the girl but really it was about how making the decision would make me feel at the end of the day. It's like when a person gives money to a homeless person to make themselves feel better. "Look at what a nice thing I did. Good job, Exo. That was the right decision." Meanwhile, that homeless person just took your money and did whatever it is they do with money from strangers, leaving you on your nice cloud of self importance. It's out of your control because you didn't control the situation in order to drive an outcome for them. You control the situation to drive an outcome for yourself.

Homie, until you find somebody that makes you forget about your natural selfishness for a few moments each day, you're always going to feed the #1 person in the relationship, which is yourself.

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