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04-24-2019, 03:18 PM | #61231 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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That means putting a rubber on your dick without being asked
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04-24-2019, 03:41 PM | #61232 (permalink) |
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I drank chocolate soymilk because regular (lowfat) choccy was like quadruple the calories. It wasn't outstandingly bad but there was something still off about it, like both my soul and standards were slowly being drained.
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04-24-2019, 04:08 PM | #61233 (permalink) |
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Today I listened to The Velvet Underground & Nico while I was at work. I know there’s nothing about that album that hasn’t been said a million times a million times better but I enjoyed it so much today. It’s like I simply cannot overstate it. It’s so beautiful. So perfect. I have no idea how many times I’ve listened to that record and it’s still so completely astonishing. It’s overpowering.
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04-24-2019, 04:16 PM | #61234 (permalink) | |
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Tell her to give him a really lousy blowjob. Get drool all over his pants and barely even finish him off then spit the nut on the floor.
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04-24-2019, 04:29 PM | #61236 (permalink) |
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04-24-2019, 04:37 PM | #61238 (permalink) | |
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Among other things.
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04-24-2019, 05:24 PM | #61240 (permalink) |
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Groovy
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