You mean the blue vest girl you were never even dating?

I didn't say anything about her being punk.

Smells like teen spirit in here.

Women like tall guys

Women don’t want to feel fat so they can’t be wider than you either

Not always but in general

elph, is you havin fun?

does elphenor actually like Linkin Park?

that first album of theirs, i would jam to that on the school bus to school every morning.. that and nelly's country grammer :cool:

classics :pimp:

Got a clean bill of health for the twins today! They're looking good and are confirmed to be identical. One of them was bouncing around like crazy during the entire ultrasound, it was so surreal to watch.

Good news, but reading that made me think of your balls.

:beer:

That dude was with his two bodies one soul and had children that he loved and cherished yet he still couldn't escape his depression. It's absolutely hilarious, ain't it? That nothing you do can save you from it.