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04-14-2019, 08:36 PM | #61091 (permalink) | |
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Didn't help you keep your girl.
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04-14-2019, 08:40 PM | #61092 (permalink) |
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Most women like men who are taller and fatter than they are.
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04-14-2019, 08:49 PM | #61093 (permalink) | |
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Then maybe elph should stop worrying about his weight and accept his beer gut. He'll be bathing in bats.
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04-14-2019, 08:52 PM | #61094 (permalink) | |
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Taller - yes. Fatter? No, not really, just like guys they have skinny/chubby preferences.
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04-14-2019, 09:22 PM | #61095 (permalink) | |
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04-14-2019, 09:34 PM | #61096 (permalink) | |
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I hope you didn't tell her that.
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04-14-2019, 09:46 PM | #61097 (permalink) |
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It was probably in his tear-stained letter that he sent her with the dead flowers.
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04-14-2019, 09:52 PM | #61098 (permalink) | |
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He seems more like he lurks outside her house and tries to look in her windows.
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04-14-2019, 10:05 PM | #61100 (permalink) | |
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But you don't even like her.
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