You shouldn’t. If you weren’t willing to do it alone in the first place you shouldn’t go. You never know what other people will do. It’s not like I’d expect elph to sleep in the woods with me if some cute chick takes him in. Loose plans to get jobs and a crib and roll from there.

Short I’m sure. It's just a destination goal.

Oh. I thought you were planning on living in a tent and washing dishes in Oregon for the foreseeable future.

The way I see it is if there's a reasonable expectation of something going on it's better than living here. Smart options are beyond me and coming up with my own dumb **** will leave me here till when the **** ever. If I end up screwed all the way across the country then at least it's sink or swim away from here.

How are you going to pick him up? You realize buses have routes and stuff right and other people get on them?

You know what I think could work? A vegan bicycle food delivery service. Play the hippy earth angle. Just get a simple oven and stove. Cook things like corn on the cob, french fries, eggplant pasta - and deliver it by bike anywhere. Campgrounds hotels houses whatever. Take orders by cell and text. Advertise 100% vegan - low carbon footprint- healthy

Low overhead - simple menu - it could work. Especially out there.

Something crazy like meet at a bus station?

So Elph is going to take a bus to you, from Texas, and then you're going to take a bus to Bats, from Florida, and then you're going to take a bus to the west coast? Have you people been on buses before?

If elph brings his car I'm down. I ain't trusting none of you mother****ers for bus trips.

See, here is where I got confused. I didn't realize Elph had a car.