Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051829) the flowers I sent her got lost in the mail and miraculously showed up now...when they were supposed to arrive right after we broke up and the message I wrote on them was the most romantic thing Elph could muster so it may have got to her because she tried to call me and texted me that she got them am I really psychotic or have I been right about how this feels to me

"Elph's Dead Flowers"

Well when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair
Talkin' to some rich folk that you know
Well I hope you won't see me in my ragged company
Well, you know I could never be alone
Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the queen of the underground
And I will send you dead flowers every morning
Send you dead flowers by the mail
Send you dead flowers to your wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave
Well when you're sitting back in your rose pink Cadillac
Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
Ah, I'll be in my basement room with a needle and a spoon
And another girl to take my pain away
Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the queen of the underground
And I will send you dead flowers every morning
Send you dead flowers by the mail
Send you dead flowers to your wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave
Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the queen of the underground
And I will send you dead flowers every morning
Send you dead flowers by the U.S. Mail
Say it with dead flowers in your wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave
No, I won't forget to put roses on your grave

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051837) when all the cheeziest love song lines start resonating hardcore ****ing hell this is terrible last time I saw her she was sporting a badass Rowland S Howard jacket though (guy in my avi) this girl got me like "I don't know!"

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2051416) I'm the guy who puts up truck orders at work now and last week there was no room on the bottom shelf of the stock area for the big five gallon things of soda so I had to put them on the top shelf. Yesterday my retarded coworker came up to me and complained that that's not where the soda is supposed to go like he wasn't just bitching about having to struggle with his flabby fat girl WWWP arms. So today while doing the truck I made sure to clear space on the top shelf to put the soda on. Can't wait to see my retarded coworker again.

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051867) yeah I think we're gonna get back together it's like I'm no longer swimming against the current it's destiny

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051867) yeah I think we're gonna get back together it's like I'm no longer swimming against the current it's destiny

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2051869) Sending you positive vibes.